Lexophilia

The Curmudgeon-at-large views life much like I do, and that includes playing with words. Check out his nifty collection of puns here.

Curmudgeon at Large

Who on earth dreams up bad puns (are there any other kind)? Why, a Lexophile of course.

Lexophilia

How does Moses make tea?  Hebrews it.

Venison for dinner again?  Oh deer!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home.  Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typO.

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic.  It’s syncing now.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the…

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About Jim Wheeler

U. S. Naval Academy, BS, Engineering, 1959; Naval line officer and submariner, 1959 -1981, Commander, USN; The George Washington U., MSA, Management Eng.; Aerospace Engineer, 1981-1999; Resident Gadfly, 1999 - present. Political affiliation: Independent, tending progressive as the GOP recedes from its Eisenhower roots.
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4 Responses to Lexophilia

  1. Jim Ruebush says:

    Good ones. I’ve always enjoyed puns. Aren’t they a sign of higher intelligence? 🙂

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  2. aFrankAngle says:

    Thanks for the reminder that I needed to heard of to Mudge’s for his latest.

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  3. Cox says:

    So fun! Thanks Jim Theresia Sent from my iPad

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