The Curmudgeon-at-large views life much like I do, and that includes playing with words. Check out his nifty collection of puns here.
Who on earth dreams up bad puns (are there any other kind)? Why, a Lexophile of course.
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typO.
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the…
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Good ones. I’ve always enjoyed puns. Aren’t they a sign of higher intelligence? 🙂
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Oh man, I sure hope so! 😀
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Thanks for the reminder that I needed to heard of to Mudge’s for his latest.
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So fun! Thanks Jim Theresia Sent from my iPad
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