Alas, Governor, it is with sadness that I note your withdrawal from the presidential race. You had everything going for you that I could see. Good looking, young, healthy, talented, scandal-free, and a proven track record in the difficult world of practical politics. What on earth went wrong? Oh, Martin, I fear that such bland goodness was completely lost on an electorate whose appetites are accustomed to the likes of reality television and adrenaline-pumping but impossible promises. You are a dinosaur. But I want you to know that your swan song lingers in at least a few hearts, even though the poignancy of the last minute of your video clip is almost too much to bear!
May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day
May songbirds serenade you every step along the way
May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that’s always blue
And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.